Super U Owe Me Money Man

SUPER U OWN ME MONAY MAN

Character Illustration by "GEORGIEandJAMES"

He may be standing proud now,

But there is a tale to tell that got him this way.....

He was a strong proud man, some would call him a misogynist, others someone to look up to

and be inspired by him. You could say his business approach was like that of Tonald Drump,

slapping the asses of his secretaires, and gambling for high stakes and always winning.

One day, he was screaming at his two secretaries, one to get his coffee correctly, the other to start dressing 'more feminine' in the office, when a call came through from one of his most trusted business associates.

The bank accounts were depleting rapidly. Very rapidly. For some unknown reason.

All of his people couldn't work out why this was happening. He had security measures in place didn't he? Was someone stealing from him? He called his fellow tycoons abroad.... it was happening all over. Everywhere!

Later, whilst on the streets having lost everything in the GUPPI group, he found himself looking at a casino.

'One last try' he thought, upon finding a shiny pound in his pocket.

He left 10 mins later, sobbing,

clutching the "Lucky Las Vegas" sunglasses he'd won on the slots.

It was all over.

Holding them aloft, cursing the skies, he screamed

"U owe me money man!"

shaking his fist at the Lord for his misfortune.

Suddenly he felt a newfound approach to life, and with it came a new set of threads!

Gone were the gold bars of tycoon-ship, instead replaced with gold buttons, gold shoes, gold tops and a new, fresh golden approach to life!

He was gonna help humanity. He was no longer the mean spirited Business Man of the Year (several years running)

He was going to find out who had drained the world of moolah.

And it was there, in the gutter, standing proud in his new attitude, that a strange man in an odd looking grey suit suddenly pulled up in a car beside him,

"Get in" the man said........

SUPER U OWE ME MONEY MAN wears

cropped archive military jacket from BrickLane , wood veneer print satin vintage bomber, kim jones shorts, ltd edt Gold Rudolph Dassler boots, Las Vegas sunglasses

GLARE!!!!!! MONAY GLARE!!!!